John Carroll

ON US

Bernie Kosar will never have to pay for a drink in this town again. Ron Paul will never have to pay for a drink in this town again. Katie Taylor will never have to pay for a drink in this town again. Dave Bolland will never have to pay for a drink in this town again. Chipper Jones will never have to pay for a drink in this town again. Andrew Shaw will never have to pay for a drink in this town again. Ray Allen will never have to pay for a drink in this town again. Mike Miller will never have to pay for a drink in this town again. Shane Battier will never have to pay for a drink in this town again. Curt Schilling will never have to pay for a drink in this town again. Brad Marchand will never have to pay for a drink in this town again. Rick Mercer will never have to pay for a drink in this town again. David Freese will never have to pay for a drink in this town again. Mark Rubin will never have to pay for a drink in this town again. George Wendt will never have to pay for a drink in this town again. Drew Brees will never have to pay for a drink in this town again. Omar Vizquel will never have to pay for a drink in this town again. Kenny G will never have to pay for a drink in this town again. Chris Korn will never have to pay for a drink in this town again. Daniel Cleary will never have to pay for a drink in this town again. Eleanor Catton will never have to pay for a drink in this town again. Armando Galarraga will never have to pay for a drink in this town again. Dave Barry will never have to pay for a drink in this town again. The guy(s) who put the bullet(s) in bin Laden will never have to pay for a drink in this town again. Dave Dombrowski will never have to pay for a drink in this town again. Jose Canseco will never have to pay for a drink in this town again. Jeremy Lin will never have to pay for a drink in this town again.

John Carroll is a writer from Philadelphia, Pennsylvania. His work has previously appeared in Stymie Magazine, Cleaver Magazine, Versal, Philly Fiction 2 (Don Ron Books), The Battered Suitcase, Interrobang!?, and The Foghorn. He also maintains Poetry, by Google Voice and is one-half of the comedy writing duo Carroll √ľnd Klinger.
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