7-Elesbian: A Memoir - Kristen Arnett (T-shirt Bundle)

7-Elesbian: A Memoir - Kristen Arnett (T-shirt Bundle)

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JUST HAD TO STOP MYSELF FROM ASKING OUT THE PIZZA LADY

ISBN: 978-1-941985-81-6
30 Pages
5.8" x 8.3"
Ltd. Edition Print Run
Ship Date: January 15th, 2019

Noted feminist scholar Jonathan Franzen said: “Good novels are produced by people who voluntarily isolate themselves, and go deep, and report from the depths on what they find.“ But that’s stupid, and Jonathan Franzen’s best friend was a piece of shit. This book is the opposite sort of book that Jonathan Franzen would ever care about: it’s like, kind of not even a book? Listen, I don’t know what to tell you, man: 7-Elesbian is a bunch of tweets from the funniest lesbian on the planet. It’s basically the equivalent of a drunk lesbian’s attempt at a desk calendar, except significantly less eloquent and significantly more hilarious. M’agnificent.

ABOUT THIS BUNDLE

To celebrate the release of this chapbook, Big Lucks has collaborated with cover illustrator Mark Cugini & Sad Poet Club to create a limited edition t-shirt. Anyone who orders the book between 11/23 and 11/30 will receive both the book and shirt at a discount. After 11/30, these items will be available for purchase separately.

This is a limited edition print run, which means that * * This title will no longer be available for purchase as a printed book after 12/31/18* *

11/23-11/24: Book + Shirt = $20 (plus shipping)
11/24-11/30: Book + Shirt = $25 (plus shipping)
12/1-12/25: Book = $10 (plus shipping), Book + Shirt = $30 (plus shipping)

T-SHIRT SIZING CHART, WOMENS:

XSmall: 24 3/4” Length, 15 1/4” Chest
Small:
25 3/8” Length, 16 1/4” Chest
Medium: 26” Length, 17 1/4” Chest
Large: 26 5/8” Length, 18 1/4” Chest
XL: 27 1/4” Length, 19 3/4” Chest
XXL: 27 7/8” Length, 21 1/4” Chest*
XXXL:
28 1/2” Length, 22 3/4” Chest

T-SHIRT SIZING CHART, UNISEX:

XSmall: 27” Length, 17.5” Chest
Small:
28” Length, 19” Chest
Medium: 29” Length, 20.5” Chest
Large: 30” Length, 22” Chest
XL: 31” Length, 24” Chest
XXL: 32” Length, 26” Chest*
XXXL: 33” Length, 28” Chest
*

*XXL & XXXL cost extra

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PRAISE FOR KRISTEN ARNETT’S TWITTER ACCOUNT

“Kristen Arnett’s Twitter is a salve for these times, but also any time. From her account, I learned that raccoons have fingers, Florida is everything magical, and that horse will truly eat anything. All I want is *tips hat* m’ore.”

 -Vivian Lee, World’s Best Dad

“A quintessentially Floridian ode to the joys of 7/11, beer, and dogs.”

-Lesbian Mothman, Harry Styles Activist

"A tour de force by one America’s best young functional alcoholics. “

 -Brad Listi, Otherppl Podcast

"Well, as we all know, it is gremb."

-Willie Fitzgerald, The Lunch Bitch

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ABOUT THE AUTHOR

Kristen Arnett is a queer fiction and essay writer, and also my grandma. She was awarded Ninth Letter's 2015 Literary Award in Fiction, was runner-up for the 2016 Robert Watson Literary Prize at The Greensboro Review, and was a finalist for Indiana Review's 2016 Fiction Prize. Her debut story collection, Felt in the Jaw, was published by Split Lip Press and was awarded the 2017 Coil Book Award. Her novel, Mostly Dead Things, will be published by Tin House Books in Summer 2019.